My mother is insane!

There will most likely be MANY posts about my insane mother!! This morning, i let out a fart, she doesn't like it when i fart around her. So she says,"you better stop *fart* fating around me, i'll slap you and chase you away next time you *fart* do it!" Thoses *farts* are her by the way!! I start to walk away and she farts again and i make gestures and go go to myself, "what the hell!!" Im telling you my mother is insane!! Even ask my brother, Grim if a nodekian character reads this, there no lie in this.

Later on in the day, I start talking to her. SHE STARTS WALKING IN THE OTHER ROOM AS I TALK TO HER AND SAYS,"WHAT?!?!?!" I'm woth grim again and we both go what the hell,like this makes no sense at all. INSANE!!. SHE DOES THIS ALOT TO TELL THE TRUTH!!

Other things that she does insane. When i put the plastice ice tray where the metal ice tray shuld be, she yells at me for it! INSANE!! When i have an empty glass of water near the laptop, she yells at me for it......INSANE!!! When she tells me o turn down my music sometimes, i'm not listening to it...............You guessed it..INSANE!!!! It's like she's listening to music with headphones and goes, "Jon, turn that damn music down!!" So that's it for now.

- Doc-J